The following are the quotes in circulation. If you have any comments regarding the current quotes or suggestions for new ones, please post them in the talk page.
1.
- "The only signature he needed was my fist. But with a pen in it. That I was... signing with."
- - Captain Hammer
2.
- "Wow, sarcasm, that's original."
- - Dr. Horrible
3.
- "If you're going to get into the Evil League of Evil, you have to have a memorable laugh."
- - Dr. Horrible
4.
- "The hammer is my penis."
- - Captain Hammer
5.
- "Look at my wrist! Gotta go."
- - Dr. Horrible
6.
- "Everything happens."
- - Penny
7.
- "I hold a PhD. in horribleness."
- - Dr. Horrible
8.
- '"The world is a mess, and I just... need to rule it."
- - Dr. Horrible
9.
- "I am just a few weeks away from a uh, real audible connection."
- - Dr. Horrible
10.
- "This must be what pain feels like! Oh, mama! Someone maternal!"
- - Captain Hammer
11.
- "It's okay. Captain Hammer will save us."
- - Penny
12.
- Billy: I want to be an achiever... like Bad Horse.
- Penny: The Thoroughbred of Sin?
- Billy: I meant Gandhi.
13.
- "This is so nice. I just might sleep with the same girl twice, they say it's better the second time, they say you get to do the weird stuff."
- - Captain Hammer
14.
- "Will you lend a caring hand, to shelter those who need it?"
- - Penny
15.
- "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"
- - Dr. Horrible
16.
- "It may not feel too classy, begging just to eat. But you know who does that? Lassie. And she always gets a treat."
- - Captain Hammer
17.
- "Here lies everything. The world I wanted at my feet."
- - Dr. Horrible
18.
- "Now Dr. Horrible is here. To make you quake with fear."
- - Dr. Horrible
19.
- "Then I win, then I get everything I ever..."
- - Dr. Horrible
20.
- "So keep your head up, Billy buddy."
- - Penny
21.
- "Love your hair".
- - Dr. Horrible (to Penny)
22.
- "And she may cry, but her tears will dry, when I hand her the keys to a shiny, new Australia."
- - Dr. Horrible
23.
- "There's something horribly familiar about you."
- - Captain Hammer (to Dr. Horrible)
24.
- Penny: You're not really interested in the homeless, are you?
- Billy: No, I am. But they're a symptom. You're treating a symptom when the disease rages on, consumes the human race. The fish rots from the head, as they say, so my thinking is why not cut off the head?
- Penny: Of the human race?
25.
- "It's curtains for you, Dr. Horrible. Lacy, gently wafting curtains."
- - Captain Hammer
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27.
- "It's gonna be bloody, head up Billy buddy."
- - Dr. Horrible
28.
- Dr. Horrible: I'm not gonna kill a little kid.
- Moist: Smother an old lady.
- Dr. Horrible: Do I even know you?
29.
- "It's not about making money, it's about taking money."
- - Dr. Horrible
30.
- "Balls!"
- - Dr. Horrible
31.
- What a crazy random happenstance!
- - Billy